I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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