You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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