I don't think brook has ever known best
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize