We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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