I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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