Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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