Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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