I showed him my bush... on skype.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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