On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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