How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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