do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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