GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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