Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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