i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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