what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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