Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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