Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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