belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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