saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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