i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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