I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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