I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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