He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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