she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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