Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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