I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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