haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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