i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Randomize
