Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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