i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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