I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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