Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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