So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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