But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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