The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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