OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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