hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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