super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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