your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
vagina is talking i cant
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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