I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is wine microwaveable?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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