coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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