Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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