Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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