I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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