question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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