FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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