So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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