This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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