we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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