BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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